Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spears. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.
(via okeipi)
…hahahaahaa aaAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
and then the other day she told me about how she was at the store and her phone rung and it wouldnt stop ringing and...
Guys, this is now my phone ringtone.
this reminds me of something i did to my crush.